An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement. A pupil meeting him sa
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father. 弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了,如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸。 Sister's boyfriend:
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Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out.里基:我们又得到了一条新
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father. Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel. Little brot
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitt
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a small boy, I
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. 老农约翰逊就要死了。 The family was standing around his bed. 他的家人都站在床边。 With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to m
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, si
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